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author | Andrew Cady <d@jerkface.net> | 2023-09-02 12:37:49 -0400 |
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committer | Andrew Cady <d@jerkface.net> | 2023-11-12 09:31:58 -0500 |
commit | f88cbb76415413db81575fb382a1768819e8a8fd (patch) | |
tree | c3070abaed723f80b82cd7c663b629d181785d7e | |
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big bang tea party
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1 | Sep 1 | 1 | Sep 2 |
2 | ===== | 2 | ===== |
3 | 3 | ||
4 | Today we read the story of the creation of the sun and earth. | 4 | Today we commemorate the creation of the Sun and Earth by |
5 | reading the story of the Big Bang. | ||
5 | 6 | ||
6 | At the beginning of the big bang, | 7 | At the beginning of the big bang, |
7 | everything that can be seen -- | 8 | everything that can be seen -- |
@@ -69,4 +70,65 @@ or 370 thousand years after the big bang: | |||
69 | Big Bang Tea Party | 70 | Big Bang Tea Party |
70 | ================== | 71 | ================== |
71 | 72 | ||
73 | Preperation: | ||
74 | |||
75 | Clear a table and clean the surrounding space, | ||
76 | hiding away all distractions; | ||
77 | Remove all sources of sound; | ||
78 | Place on the table: | ||
79 | * pitcher of cold coffee | ||
80 | * pitcher of cold dark tea | ||
81 | * bowl of ice | ||
82 | * creamer of heavy cream | ||
83 | * ~30ml pouring flask (not spoon) | ||
84 | * central pedastal for drinking glass | ||
85 | Set table for each person: | ||
86 | * suitable, tall, clear drinking glass | ||
87 | * drink coaster | ||
88 | * napkin | ||
89 | * spoon | ||
90 | * plate | ||
91 | |||
92 | Ceremony: | ||
93 | |||
94 | Seat all of the people at the table | ||
95 | Read the story of the creation of the sun and earth. | ||
96 | Continue as follows: | ||
97 | |||
98 | Along the thin shell edge of one of these Big Bang bubbles there | ||
99 | is a pair of connected filaments called Pisces–Cetus and | ||
100 | within it a swirl of swirls called Laniakea and within Laniakea | ||
101 | is a swirl of swirls called Virgo and within Virgo there is a | ||
102 | swirl we call the Local Group. It is called Local because it | ||
103 | contains within it the swirl that is our galaxy, the galaxy that | ||
104 | we call the Milky Way. The word galaxy means milky, and is named | ||
105 | after the sight of the stars from our planet. All the stars of | ||
106 | the night sky are the stars of the Milky Way, since all other | ||
107 | stars on all other galactic swirls are so far away as to be | ||
108 | invisible to the eyes of humans. | ||
109 | |||
110 | Now to celebrate the swirl that became our home, the Milky Way, | ||
111 | we will create swirls and clouds of our cream before we drink | ||
112 | our tea. | ||
113 | |||
114 | [Place a glass on the pedastal. | ||
115 | Pour coffee into the glass. | ||
116 | Slowly pour the cream into the glass. | ||
117 | Creating a more complex 2-dimensional shape on the top may | ||
118 | create a more satisfactory 3-dimensional shape below. | ||
119 | When the effect is complete, stir the drink with the glass] | ||
120 | |||
121 | Now that we have stirred the drink, the cream is dissolved. | ||
122 | Over time, it would have dissolved even if we had not stirred it. | ||
123 | |||
124 | But if the cream were surrounded by an expanding bubble of space | ||
125 | instead of by an incompressible fluid contained within a glass, | ||
126 | it wouldn't ever be able to dissolve, and the swirls would go on | ||
127 | swirling. | ||
128 | |||
129 | [Pour each person's drink in turn, | ||
130 | pouring the cream on top in the same manner each time, | ||
131 | but without waiting for the effect.] | ||
132 | |||
133 | [Serve cake or cookies.] | ||
72 | 134 | ||