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authorAndrew Cady <d@jerkface.net>2023-09-02 12:37:49 -0400
committerAndrew Cady <d@jerkface.net>2023-11-12 09:31:58 -0500
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1Sep 1 1Sep 2
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3 3
4Today we read the story of the creation of the sun and earth. 4Today we commemorate the creation of the Sun and Earth by
5reading the story of the Big Bang.
5 6
6 At the beginning of the big bang, 7 At the beginning of the big bang,
7 everything that can be seen -- 8 everything that can be seen --
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69Big Bang Tea Party 70Big Bang Tea Party
70================== 71==================
71 72
73 Preperation:
74
75 Clear a table and clean the surrounding space,
76 hiding away all distractions;
77 Remove all sources of sound;
78 Place on the table:
79 * pitcher of cold coffee
80 * pitcher of cold dark tea
81 * bowl of ice
82 * creamer of heavy cream
83 * ~30ml pouring flask (not spoon)
84 * central pedastal for drinking glass
85 Set table for each person:
86 * suitable, tall, clear drinking glass
87 * drink coaster
88 * napkin
89 * spoon
90 * plate
91
92 Ceremony:
93
94 Seat all of the people at the table
95 Read the story of the creation of the sun and earth.
96 Continue as follows:
97
98 Along the thin shell edge of one of these Big Bang bubbles there
99 is a pair of connected filaments called Pisces–Cetus and
100 within it a swirl of swirls called Laniakea and within Laniakea
101 is a swirl of swirls called Virgo and within Virgo there is a
102 swirl we call the Local Group. It is called Local because it
103 contains within it the swirl that is our galaxy, the galaxy that
104 we call the Milky Way. The word galaxy means milky, and is named
105 after the sight of the stars from our planet. All the stars of
106 the night sky are the stars of the Milky Way, since all other
107 stars on all other galactic swirls are so far away as to be
108 invisible to the eyes of humans.
109
110 Now to celebrate the swirl that became our home, the Milky Way,
111 we will create swirls and clouds of our cream before we drink
112 our tea.
113
114 [Place a glass on the pedastal.
115 Pour coffee into the glass.
116 Slowly pour the cream into the glass.
117 Creating a more complex 2-dimensional shape on the top may
118 create a more satisfactory 3-dimensional shape below.
119 When the effect is complete, stir the drink with the glass]
120
121 Now that we have stirred the drink, the cream is dissolved.
122 Over time, it would have dissolved even if we had not stirred it.
123
124 But if the cream were surrounded by an expanding bubble of space
125 instead of by an incompressible fluid contained within a glass,
126 it wouldn't ever be able to dissolve, and the swirls would go on
127 swirling.
128
129 [Pour each person's drink in turn,
130 pouring the cream on top in the same manner each time,
131 but without waiting for the effect.]
132
133 [Serve cake or cookies.]
72 134